Paul is a depressed civil servant from Greenock. He is currently 50 years ancient and every day seems like an eternity to his sad, troubled brain. As his name suggests he is extremely unhappy with his life and is depressed about almost everything. He used to be a body builder until the nasty Prime-Monister( David Cameroon) forced him to be an under paid, hard- working wreck! Now Paul is out to get his revenge against the money grabbers……………..Greenock Style!!!!!!!!!!!!